Darwin The Potato
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| Personal Information | |
|---|---|
| Birth | Unknown |
| Spouse(s) | None |
| Father | Unknown |
| Mother | Unknown |
| Issue | None |
| Nationality | Acidic/ Chips |
Darwin The Potato is the almighty potato ruler. He is the wisest and most important one of all of the potatoes. Some believe that Darwinism isn’t at all to do with Charles Darwin and Natural selection but instead about the profound greatness of Darwin the Potato’s Rulership. Being a distant relative to the Brave Potato Colony and a thorough enjoyer of their company, is implied that he leans towards acidic or neutral tendencies
Appearance
Old Bean appears to be an ordinary-looking but extraordinarily large potato with a crown, and is often depicted to be in possession of a red cape and sceptre. The crown and sceptre are forged from pure melted Peningar, making them essentially worthless. He is shown to be in a perpetual state of existential happiness.
Allies, affiliates and enemies
Allies and affiliates:
- Bartholomew the Potato (Darwin’s Right hand man)
- Darwin’s Advisors and Left Hand Men
- He enjoys the company of Patatas Bravas (brave potatoes)
Enemies:
- No one is stupid enough go against the greatness of Darwinism. Except Kathi Kool.