Old Bean
A very Old Bean
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| Spouse(s) | None |
| Father | Unknown |
| Mother | Unknown |
| Issue | None |
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Old Bean is an ancient bean who is widely known for his comments on ‘the beauty of grey and rainy days’ and his names like ‘Top Banana’ and the classic ‘Old Bean’. He is applauded for his astounding musical talent and literary pieces. These literary pieces are thought to have inspired Shakespeare himself and this musical talent inspiring the likes of Beethoven, because nobody actually knows the age of the Old Bean and it is believed that he is infinitely old and was the creator of grey and rainy days.
Of course, it’s just a theory. He also has the superb quality of Old and The even more notable quality of a bean. He can be portrayed as many different beans, the most notable of which, wearing a top hat and monocle or riding on his scooter. However, spiritualists believe that ‘Old Bean’ is actually a state of mind and anyone could tap into their inner ‘Old Bean’, but although many attempts have been made, this study has yet to see fruition.
Appearance
Old Bean appears to be a large anthropomorphic bean with a cane made from a fossilised bean sprout, which he has never been seen without.
The Beginning
Old Bean has existed from the beginning of Warwickland, being one of the oldest beings recorded in Warwickland's history.